Beware the gummy bears, according to these reviewers

My wife posted this on facebook and I had to share it. It’s too funny not to…

(Warning: This does discuss violent bodily functions.)

From Danah Mitchell: Just the first review alone took me about a half an hour to read to Stan because we were both laughing so hard. By about the 3rd sentence of said review, Stan had succumbed to a series of painful hiccups, and by the end of it I felt like I had just finished a vicious set of ab blasts….which is weird, because I wasn’t aware that I even had abs.

This one is definitely a sharer, people. But it might be a good idea to have some spare oxygen handy, because the first review is just one of many. Enjoy!

LINK: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com – The Reviews Are Priceless!

Keep the faith,

Stan R. Mitchell

Oak Ridge, Tenn.

P.S. If you enjoy fast-paced books, you just might like my works. “Sold Out” tracks the life of a legendary Marine Sniper after a CIA unit decides to kill him for reasons of national security. “Little Man, and the Dixon County War” tells the uphill fight a young deputy faces after surviving three years of war only to find himself in the sights of a mighty cattle baron. And “Soldier On,” a short novel, follows the lives of several German soldiers in a depleted infantry company trying to make it through the final, miserable months of World War II.

8 thoughts on “Beware the gummy bears, according to these reviewers”

  1. The tears ran down my face like open faucets! This was the funniest but sad description of a human ‘cleaning out’ I’ve ever seen! It was hilarious! Guess the sadistic side of me came into play! lol Joe

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    1. Agreed, Joe. I was torn about posting it because I normally avoid such humor, but when I hear my wife laughing completely out of control in the other room, I had to go investigate. And by the time she started reading it to me, I had lost all control. My DI’s would have been disappointed!!!

      But, it really was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Without question….

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